New York, New York, New York, how in gods name did I end up at Cornell University from December 3rd through the 5th, I will tell you how.
My good friend decided it would be a good choice to go the fairly large University of Cornell in mid New York. The University is located on the top of Ithaca's small city, Ithaca sorry but your school may not even compare to the students and colligate success of Cornell. The campus was beautiful, the architecture is one of the most respected in the United States. The layout to my remembrance is a mishave, yet one of my good memories is the GORGE path.
The gorge path is through a treacherous dirt path that strolls on for about 1000 ft. Why was the path so treacherous, well here is a link that are related to some of the incidents on the path. (Warning: Do not take the path on your way back from any frat parties or adult beverage get togethers, very dangerous)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/17/cornell-university-invest_n_502316.html
Anyways my trip started from Avon Lake, Ohio and carried on 6 and a half hours to Ithaca, New York where I found myself in an asian frenzy. When I pulled up to the bridge that welcomed me into Cornell, I was also greeted by China, Japan, and all of Asia. As I drove through the streets I can recall seeing one decent looking caucasian taking their nightly exercise through campus. That I knew I was at Cornell University.
Finally arriving to my friends dormitory I was greeted by a couple of good friends of his that come from all over the country. Most from the United States other than one from Switzerland, these friends are not the ordinary guys you meet on the street. Yeah, they may look similar to the regular college student but they are not just that they are Ivy league students.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivy_League
Every guy I met in his dorm was a great guy, yeah even tho they were brainiacs some of them just had no common sense.
Oh yeah and everyone is a BRO!
The first night was great, it was one of my friends roommates birthday and we were going to have a great time. We did, now we started out with their traditional hair cuts.
A hair cut consists of this;
1) Sit down in a good structured chair ( A normal wooden chair, not a computer chair )
2) Have the Barber throw the towel around your neck ( For no liquid to get on your fresh clothes)
3) Lean your head back
4) Open your mouth ( Towards the ceiling)
5) The Barber now pours a chaser into your mouth
6) IMPORTANT - Do not drink the chaser, let it sit in your mouth
7) The Barber now pours a shot in to mix with the chaser
8) Swallow
The hair cut is Complete
-Email me if you are interested in a Reverse haircut-
For the birthday boy he was to take a shot, not any regular shot. It was the boss of all shots, the shot glass could fit four shots into the glass. The birthday boy decided it would be a good idea to take three, everyone agreed. He did it! It was incredible, three shots, wow the room went up in awes. Now me being the nimrod I am knew we were going to a frat party, I also knew that the girls were going to be the top babes at Cornell ( Not saying much ). So I decided to hit the floor, the floor was the four shots mark on the glass. Yes, I did it, no it was not as awesome as I thought it was going to be because I learned that my body obviously could not handle it. Oh well we were just having fun.
After the business was taken care of in the dorms it was time to go to the real party, I do not recall the name of the frat we were at but it was astonishing. I go to Ohio University, number two party school in the nation. No I do not think it is a good reputation but the school has its ups and downs. Even knowing I went to the second biggest party school in the nation most parties could not compare to Cornell's fraternity party. I am not a big supporter of fraternity's at OU, but if I attended Cornell it would be a necessity.
Reasons to Join a Fraternity at Cornell University:
1) If you go to Cornell, your inner bro comes out of the closet
2) It's all politics now
3) No more Saki bombs with the asian suit-mates
4) Girl, Girls, Girls
5) $$$
6) Networking
7) No more Saki bombs
Why such a big like for fraternity's, well I felt like I was on the red carpet waiting IN LINE for the party. When we finally got inside after maneuvering through the mass amounts of security guards there were two DJ's. One down stairs and one on the main floor, I guess there was also a party upstair with a bunch banging hot blondes that my friend got into but we were not agile enough to slip our way up the stairs.
The party was awesome, danced, partied, sang, too many college hugs ( If you know what I mean ). I met Keith Stone also earlier than I thought, he was a great friend but he led me on a path into darkness (PAM). It started to die down for a bit so I looked for my friend for a while searching up and down left and right but I could not find him. Finally I found him as the bouncer escorted us out because we were getting too rowdy I guess ( Pussy Frat guys couldn't handle us ). It was a great party, very structured tho and actually had a guest list, kind of cool if you were on it.
*As we were being thrown out we cursed and shouted at this fat worthless bouncer that had no right on touching me. We left to go grab some grub, we took the gorge path there and walked for a while. We arrived and on my way I walked into a couple more college hugs that completed my run for 5 hugs on the night. The food court was incredible, the services were open until 3 am in the morning, a college students delight.
*While we waited in line to order my friend thought it was a fantastic idea to spit on the ground, accidentally spitting on the guys shoe next to us. He looked at us and I stepped in telling the man his shoe shouldn't have been there. Again waiting for our food we ordered, I spotted a Cornell 9 ( In real life she's most likely a 5 or 6 ), she was talking to a nerdy looking guy who I thought should be shunned for even talking to her. In the state of mind I was in I started saying things to the couple under my sleeve. I leaned on the counter and talked into my arm loudly. Saying ridiculous things that in todays world are only used in rap lyrics.
* After my charade, we took our calzones back to his room, demolished them and passed out into our dreary realm of sleep.
*- This part of the story was told to me by my friend
I stayed until Sunday playing games the next night and learning more about the guys, I had an awesome time and I applaud all of the guys who go to Cornell and showed me a great time.
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