Cornell University

New York, New York, New York, how in gods name did I end up at Cornell University from December 3rd through the 5th, I will tell you how.

My good friend decided it would be a good choice to go the fairly large University of Cornell in mid New York. The University is located on the top of Ithaca's small city, Ithaca sorry but your school may not even compare to the students and colligate success of Cornell. The campus was beautiful, the architecture is one of the most respected in the United States. The layout to my remembrance is a mishave, yet one of my good memories is the GORGE path.

The gorge path is through a treacherous dirt path that strolls on for about 1000 ft. Why was the path so treacherous, well here is a link that are related to some of the incidents on the path. (Warning: Do not take the path on your way back from any frat parties or adult beverage get togethers, very dangerous)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/17/cornell-university-invest_n_502316.html

Anyways my trip started from Avon Lake, Ohio and carried on 6 and a half hours to Ithaca, New York where I found myself in an asian frenzy. When I pulled up to the bridge that welcomed me into Cornell, I was also greeted by China, Japan, and all of Asia. As I drove through the streets I can recall seeing one decent looking caucasian taking their nightly exercise through campus. That I knew I was at Cornell University.

Finally arriving to my friends dormitory I was greeted by a couple of good friends of his that come from all over the country. Most from the United States other than one from Switzerland, these friends are not the ordinary guys you meet on the street. Yeah, they may look similar to the regular college student but they are not just that they are Ivy league students.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivy_League

Every guy I met in his dorm was a great guy, yeah even tho they were brainiacs some of them just had no common sense.

Oh yeah and everyone is a BRO!

The first night was great, it was one of my friends roommates birthday and we were going to have a great time. We did, now we started out with their traditional hair cuts.
                                                      A hair cut consists of this;
1) Sit down in a good structured chair ( A normal wooden chair, not a computer chair )
2) Have the Barber throw the towel around your neck ( For no liquid to get on your fresh clothes)
3) Lean your head back
4) Open your mouth ( Towards the ceiling)
5) The Barber now pours a chaser into your mouth
6) IMPORTANT - Do not drink the chaser, let it sit in your mouth
7) The Barber now pours a shot in to mix with the chaser
8) Swallow
                                                       The hair cut is Complete


-Email me if you are interested in a Reverse haircut-

For the birthday boy he was to take a shot, not any regular shot. It was the boss of all shots, the shot glass could fit four shots into the glass. The birthday boy decided it would be a good idea to take three, everyone agreed. He did it! It was incredible, three shots, wow the room went up in awes. Now me being the nimrod I am knew we were going to a frat party, I also knew that the girls were going to be the top babes at Cornell ( Not saying much ). So I decided to hit the floor, the floor was the four shots mark on the glass. Yes, I did it, no it was not as awesome as I thought it was going to be because I learned that my body obviously could not handle it. Oh well we were just having fun.

After the business was taken care of in the dorms it was time to go to the real party, I do not recall the name of the frat we were at but it was astonishing. I go to Ohio University, number two party school in the nation. No I do not think it is a good reputation but the school has its ups and downs. Even knowing I went to the second biggest party school in the nation most parties could not compare to Cornell's fraternity party. I am not a big supporter of fraternity's at OU, but if I attended Cornell it would be a necessity.

Reasons to Join a Fraternity at Cornell University:
1) If you go to Cornell, your inner bro comes out of the closet
2) It's all politics now
3) No more Saki bombs with the asian suit-mates
4) Girl, Girls, Girls
5) $$$
6) Networking
7) No more Saki bombs

Why such a big like for fraternity's, well I felt like I was on the red carpet waiting IN LINE for the party. When we finally got inside after maneuvering through the mass amounts of security guards there were two DJ's. One down stairs and one on the main floor, I guess there was also a party upstair with a bunch banging hot blondes that my friend got into but we were not agile enough to slip our way up the stairs.

The party was awesome, danced, partied, sang, too many college hugs ( If you know what I mean ). I met Keith Stone also earlier than I thought, he was a great friend but he led me on a path into darkness (PAM). It started to die down for a bit so I looked for my friend for a while searching up and down left and right but I could not find him. Finally I found him as the bouncer escorted us out because we were getting too rowdy I guess ( Pussy Frat guys couldn't handle us ). It was a great party, very structured tho and actually had a guest list, kind of cool if you were on it.

*As we were being thrown out we cursed and shouted at this fat worthless bouncer that had no right on touching me. We left to go grab some grub, we took the gorge path there and walked for a while. We arrived and on my way I walked into a couple more college hugs that completed my run for 5 hugs on the night. The food court was incredible, the services were open until 3 am in the morning, a college students delight.

*While we waited in line to order my friend thought it was a fantastic idea to spit on the ground, accidentally spitting on the guys shoe next to us. He looked at us and I stepped in telling the man his shoe shouldn't have been there. Again waiting for our food we ordered, I spotted a Cornell 9 ( In real life she's most likely a 5 or 6 ), she was talking to a nerdy looking guy who I thought should be shunned for even talking to her. In the state of mind I was in I started saying things to the couple under my sleeve. I leaned on the counter and talked into my arm loudly. Saying ridiculous things that in todays world are only used in rap lyrics.

* After my charade, we took our calzones back to his room, demolished them and passed out into our dreary realm of sleep.

*- This part of the story was told to me by my friend

I stayed until Sunday playing games the next night and learning more about the guys, I had an awesome time and I applaud all of the guys who go to Cornell and showed me a great time.

A Breezy "Brake"

December, this time of the year is about family, loved ones, and the holiday spirit that flows within the air. In most cases I enjoy the holiday traditions of family and loved ones getting together and being the good samaritans we are supposed to be, yet I am finding myself in a different aspect of the holiday life this year. Back for another four weeks from college and I am merrily not looking forward to it.
  The reason I started this blog was for my adventures with women and my friends as my escapades went on through college. The blog "Clawfords Game" was inspired from a book my friend Russ was reading a couple of weeks ago. "Claw" came from a PUA move, clawing a girl used in context means to wrap your arm around her. Why I choose claw was because the night before I started this blog my friends and I went out looking who could claw the most girls. Obviously I won, I won creep of the night. The claw is a good technique when dealing with women in a PUA stance, but sometimes I feel your going a little ahead of yourself. "Ford" came from the residence hall I first lived in at Ohio University, and what a great beginning I had there. Everyone who lived in Crawford Hall floor four 2010 were a great group of people.
 The "Game" is a look in what college really is, it is a game. No matter how you look at college, I believe it  is a game. A game because many students go to a four year university knowing or not knowing what they want to become after graduating. But not many of the students know how complex college actually is, and I am not talking about the education, yes the education at any university is going to be tough but I am talking about the social life of a college student.
Building the social life of a college student is like putting together a large corporation in four or five years. Before starting a large business you first have to find out what your goals are and how your going to do become successful. Yet, you have all your ambitions in place but really you do not know how to do it. As you build your business it starts off small and increases in size as you go on, many changes occur and you start to realize the real meaning of why you were there in the first place. As you move towards your final goals you meet many accomplishing friends and co-workers on your way that help you in the future. Mental struggles feel like they take years to get over and many distractions are put in the way of yourself. Reality hits you with a low blow in the stomach and it feels incredible, a feeling that you never knew existed, success. When finished you look back at your struggles and hardships and no longer take those things for granted. Success is defined by the meaning you give it.